Shopping Hell

by Angus
(Inverness, Scotland)

Shopping with women is painful for me, it ranks somewhere around cleaning a dirty toilet on my list of things I do not want to do. So imagine how I felt when I was somehow talked into meeting up for a date in a shopping mall. Even worse, my date neglected to tell me that she was going to bring her friend with her.

Are you getting the feeling that this would get ugly? First off, my date turned out to be a chatterbox and her friend was even worse.

We met, introduced ourselves, and the two of them started yapping away like I wasn't there, then they tried to drag me clothes shopping. And that's about when I completely lost it and went "what the hell is this? Is this a date or am I here to carry your $%^*%#@ bags?"

That's when the yelling started, they whinged about my attitude problem and I told them where they could go stuff it using a string of highly explicit compound cuss words. I'm quite certain it would've come to blows had I not walked away.

Thankfully I'm happily married now so I never have to go through this again.

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