Hollywood "Actor"

by Mimi
(Hollywood, CA)

I met this actor at a coffee shop in Hollywood. Turns out he had just gotten a small role on Passions the soap opera.

I wasn't too impressed by that since: a. I live in Hollywood and meet these types all the time b. I don't watch Passions

Anyhow, we started our date by getting a coffee at the coffee shop. We sat in the back in this dark like Moroccan style room staring at each other.

So, I began to make small talk. He just sat there with a glazed over look and finally said to me, "huh, I wasn't listening. I was thinking about what I'm going to do tomorrow."

Then we decided to play a game of chess. I of course, a brilliant mastermind beat him pretty badly. He then pouted and pushed the table back and threw a mini temper tantrum.

I again, smiled and tried to smooth things over by suggesting we get a bite to eat. So, we leave the coffee shop in his car headed somewhere to get a bite to eat when he says he has to stop by his house to get his wallet. I guess he forgot it.

So, we go to his apartment and he says, "you should come in and meet my roommate." So, I follow him in and to my surprise the place is empty.

As I'm combing the area getting a feel for everything I look over and he's sitting legs spread on the couch in his boxer shorts. I gasp... "Wha....".

He responds, "Aren't we going to have sex now?".

I am shocked and revolted, did I mention appalled?

Anyhow, long story short: He drives me home. He's embarrassed by being rejected and trying to dazzle me by his intellect by telling me about his ambitions to "pan for diamonds in South America" and other ridiculous endeavors.

We finally arrive at my driveway and he says, "One day you'll be watching TV with your girlfriends, and you'll see me on there. You'll say, I went out with THAT guy..... ".

I wanted to vomit on his face.

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