Hilarious Horror Stories...

I am 43 and recently started dating again.... I joined a dating website and I am meeting a ton of new people. I have had some pretty funny experiences with this. I am thinking of changing my profile to read the following...

"If you have huge amounts of missing or rotting teeth, you can hide it in your pics, but I will notice it when I meet you and will not go out with you again. (EWWW)

If you are really 5'5" do not say you are 5'10" because I will tower over you when I meet you in 1" heels... and will not go out with you again. Mostly because you are a liar.

If you are looking for a one night stand, please don't waste my time or yours. You will not get me to jump in bed with you no matter how cute or funny you are. If you come on too strong, I will not go out with you again, you make me uncomfortable."

As you can imagine, I have had many many first dates. Lol Now, it is not all bad, as I have met some that I have and will see again... And the others, well, at least they give me funny stories to tell my friends :)

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