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Funny Life Quotes and Love SayingsCute Life Quotes | Best Love Quotes
Funny life quotes can also be the best love quotes. Just introduce a few witty love sayings to your online dating correspondence and flirtations. Because funny, cute life quotes can be romantic, too.
Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.
At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
A friend is someone who will hide you.
The heart has its reasons which reason knows not of.
He is not a lover who does not love forever.
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.
Who so loves, believes the impossible.
You call it madness, but I call it love
I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love
Love is a friendship set to music.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Thou art to me a delicious torment.
Make me immortal with a kiss.
When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out
The Grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.
Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
The way I figure it, when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, I've done my job. Roseanne Barr
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Three things have helped me through the ordeals of life; an understanding husband, a good analyst, and millions of dollars.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Buy land. They've stopped making it.
He who laughs, lasts.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
Love is a grave mental disease.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior".
He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.
I dress for women - I undress for men.
I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
I'm married now, so I do most of my dating on the internet.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
Love conquers all things, except poverty and toothache.
Sensitive break up letters are my specialty. Dear Baby. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. PS, I'm gay.
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're probably broke.
There's a fine line between true love and a conviction for stalking.
The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels.
The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
I'm single by choice. Not my choice.
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?
If you leave me, can I come too?
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
If your time hasn't come, not even a doctor can kill you.
If Einstein and Shaw couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none.
I don't want to live on in my work. I want to live on in my apartment.
I told you I was ill.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
The best way to keep kids at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere...and let the air out of their tires.
Time wounds all heels.
Middle age is when you choose cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
I don't have an Achilles heel. I have an Achilles body.
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
I don't feel 80. In fact I don't feel anything until noon, then it's time for a nap.
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
Don't worry about avoiding temptation - as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
Middle age is when you choose cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
I read The Times each morning and if my name does not appear in the obituaries, I go on to enjoy the day.
Naked, I had a body that invited burial.
She said she was approaching 40, and I couldn't help wondering from which direction.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
I'm not denying my age, I'm embellishing my youth.
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