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Baby Boomers Diary: Senior Moments
Hello, fellow Baby Boomers.
...Pause for station identification...
I'm sorry. I've forgotten what it is I'm supposed to be writing about Oh, yes. Er, just a second, that's the phone. Back in a tick... What was I writing about? Er...
Sigh. Maybe I'll make myself a cup of tea. Ooh, some good joke emails in today! I love correspondence that doesn't involve a) any strenuous effort on my part, or b) any requirement to actually talk to a real human being. Okay, get down to business. Today's topic is... That's the kettle boiling. Either I've got burglars, or I was making a drink. Okay, writing, writing...Concentrate. Oh yeah! Today's topic: Boomers and Brain Cells. Is there a case to be made that conspicuous consumption of alcohol and other fun substances over many decades has seriously compromised the brain function of an entire generation? I don't think so. Well, that's done. This column writing gig is dead easy, really. ...Oh, a cup of tea. Damn, it's cold. I don't remember making that. What's today's topic again?
 The date wasn't going well.
Maybe now wasn't the best time to confess that he'd forgotten where he'd parked the car.
So, what do you have to say to that, eh?Go on, you know you want to... |
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